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Jean-Claude Van Damme x2!
What more could you possibly want?
A story and acting lessons couldn’t hurt but let’s not get into that. He plays Alex and Chad Wagner who are twin
brothers whose parents were murdered in Hong Kong quite viciously by the
triads. Alex is the tougher brother who
grew up in Hong Kong while Chad is the gentler brother. They team up to take revenge on their parent’s
brutal deaths.
Let me
start with, “It wasn’t actually that bad.”
My very words see it’s in quotes.
Van Damme’s acting was more acceptable this time possibly because he was
able to see himself from a different angle.
I hope you get that one, ha-ha!
One aspect that I don’t comprehend is that the brothers lack accents
from their respective place of being raised.
The main focus is on Alex who spent his entire life in Hong Kong. Would he even speak English? If so wouldn’t it be with a Chinese
accent? Now that would be hysterical, to
hear Van Damme speak with a Chinese accent!
Chad did grow up in France I believe but there is no accent there as
well, possibly because he went to America.
In a movie like this is no big deal but it sure is funny to think about.
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The
beginning of the story is a bit difficult to warm up to but it becomes more
interesting as Alex is introduced. He is
the twin who shows more aggressive behavior and attitude. Also I crack up whenever he calls his brother
Chad a faggot. To see Van Damme call himself
a faggot is hilarious considering Chad does wear those tight gymnastic types of
cloths. Overall Alex is a better
character in the story. It is
unfortunate that the first scene of Chad we see is from a camera angle directly
behind his butt as he does his patented splits.
It’s in his contract to showboat he is man enough to do that.
Moving
on, Alex is unwilling to believe Frank (family bodyguard and fake uncle) and
Chad’s idea that the brothers are heirs to a tunnel built in Hong Kong to
connect the city more properly together.
The plot revolves around the triads trying to kill the brothers to gain
control of the tunnel and the profits therein, I think. It wasn’t particularly clear or steadfast in
the main storyline. Big surprise right,
the director knew that two Van Damme’s would cloud up the story well enough to
hide that it really sucks. You have the
bad guys Nigel Griffith and Raymond Zhang teaming up to finish off the
family. Griffith was originally the
partner to the twin’s father until he turned evil and had them taken out. Zhang is a crime boss and basically gets
involved in shady doings naturally.
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The brother’s
feud with each other as Alex at one point believes Chad is trying to make some
moves on his girlfriend. He even
fantasizes about his girlfriend making love to his brother, so it’s like a
fantasy about him making love to his girlfriend right? I’m so confused. That leads to some nifty scenes of Alex being
piss drunk and letting his anger take him over.
Van Damme pretending to be upset while drunk is good stuff. Chad and Alex do fight, and then as these
things so often happen they make up and go after the men who killed their
parents. Its like, “Oh, right I knew we
were supposed to be doing something.”
The girlfriend and Frank get captured that leads to the twin’s finally
teaming up to end this masterpiece.
The
fight scenes themselves were a bit brutal and shorter which was good, if any
longer you would become uneasy while hoping for the ending credits to
begin. The final boss battles were
decent and by no means dragged on and on.
I absolutely hate when that happens! It was rather enjoyable to see the twins beat
the crap out of obviously weaker old guys.
Alex did have to take on old Bolo again and I’ll add it was solid.
Alex |
It’s
not winning any awards, duh, but as far as any other films I’ve seen Van Damme
in, it is an upward step. The fight
scenes were the focal point which took away from any type of interesting story
to follow. But let’s face it the story
never mattered so the fight scenes might as well took center stage. It’s a watchable movie and has many scenes
where you laugh when it’s not intended so that’s a bonus.
Alex:
I hear all sorts of bullshit every day, pal. You want some advice? Take your
fancy clothes and your black silk underwear and go back to Disneyland.
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Loved this one. I remember when I was a kid I just didn't really get the movie.
ReplyDeleteAfter watching it as an adult I still don't fully understand it.
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