Custer's best scene by far. |
Larry Daley is back as a successful inventor along with that
wondrous tablet that brings exhibits to life.
He is out to bring back old artifacts from the history museum that was
taken to the Smithsonian. Along the way
he meets old and new historical figures as he tries to restore the sagging history
museum. Ben Stiller isn’t good enough to
carry a movie in my book. Owen Wilson is
terrible. Amy Adams had an overall good
impact I’d say. The gags and jokes were
mostly not that great. It had its funny
moments but overall it swayed too far from the original, in the wrong direction. All the CGI doesn’t really help if you have a
lackluster story. It’s obvious I didn’t
care for it yet I’ve seen it twice, ha-ha.
Why does he follow me around? |
I might
as well say it I don’t care for Ben Stiller much and he doesn’t help his case
in this CGI heavy film at all. He became
a hit inventor with lame inventions like a glow in the dark flashlight. I’ll admit it’s a neat concept but to become
TV famous for it? This movie does take
place in the USA so never mind it’s totally possible he could attain success
for it, people love useless inventions.
He seems very big time considering he was previously but a night
watchmen at a museum. I can let it slide
it though as the American dream is to make the big bucks right? He goes to his old museum and talks with Dr.
McPhee (Ricky Gervais) who steals the scene right out of Stiller’s hands. The exhibits are getting boxed up and shipped
out so Larry decides for one last hoorah with his old pals. He soon learns the tablet will be staying at
the museum with a couple of the old big exhibits like the Tyrannosaurus Rex
skeleton. Why does the big Rex act like
a dog? As a huge fan of dinosaurs I’m
appalled by the treatment of said dinosaur bones. It would have been awesome if the Rex ate
someone and you saw them trapped in the bones.
That’s still family fun right? What
little brother wouldn’t love to see his big sister get eaten by a skeletal
T-Rex? You can count me for an emphatic
yes!
Later
on he is at his new fancy apartment when he gets a phone call from Jedediah
(Owen Wilson, ack). Wilson has the worst
dialogue out of anybody in this movie, the second time I watched this I tried
to remember just one line that was decent, I failed. The question remains though how did that
little turd get his phone number I wonder?
Perhaps from their previous encounter, hmm that would still seem
unlikely but let’s pretend to not notice.
He finds out that the monkey stole the tablet and brought it to the Smithsonian. One thing I don’t understand is how nobody
found out about the whole coming to life aspect of the exhibits by now. Surely someone would have stumbled upon it by
now? Oh well, it’s trivial for this
movie I suppose. Larry’s great idea is
to take the tablet out of the Smithsonian before it’s too late. He could also care less what happens but he’s
just so emotional attached (or detached in Stiller’s case from the movie) to
all his exhibit buddies which still doesn’t seem that convincing.
Finish him everyone is begging you! |
Let’s
skip ahead to his eventual stand off against Jonah Hill who plays Brandon,
could it get any worse? It’s a battle of
idiots as Larry swipes the other idiot’s security card. He uses it to gain access the basement levels
of the Smithsonian. Now how many actual
security guards watch over a place such as the Smithsonian every night, probably
more than you can count on one hand I’d imagine? When all the crazy events occur later I
wonder if they’re all sleeping on the job or taking a big collective dump in
the restroom. The alarms don’t trigger
at all either no matter how many windows get utterly destroyed or exhibits
moved from their places. Perhaps not all
exhibits would have alarm settings but surely some of them would. Things get a bit livelier when Kahmunrah
(Hank Azaria) shows up. He is mostly
ridiculous and somewhat funny but he can’t even help this movie stay afloat for
too long. I’d say he was a flashing
light of hope in the movie, when the flash went off you cried but when it was
on you at least chuckled. The movie goes
up and down as far as what’s enjoyable and what’s not. Al Capone never fires his gun and his goon’s
plays cards all the time. I’m sure
Capone would be far more aggressive than he was played. It might have been too many characters mashed
together at one time, there wasn’t enough time to care about or develop
them. The same with Napoleon Bonaparte,
they played the short gag to death.
Do I look happy to be in this movie? |
I hated
the terrible use of Darth Vader and our garbage friend Oscar the grouch. They got such a bum scene, Hank Azaria couldn’t
save the scene with the crap dialogue he was given. I wanted to forget this horrid moment but I
wanted to make sure you remembered it or now become aware of it to feel my
pain. If you ever want to see classic
hilarious Oscar the grouch please watch “Follow that Bird”, you will be
pleased.
Essence of Comedy |
How
many times late in the film was the tablet far enough away from some exhibits
yet they didn’t freeze up? How can
Amelia Earhart fly a plane once she is out of range of the tablet? I know it’s a silly movie, so don’t take it
so seriously right? I just like to
think within the world itself the movie is deriving from. In other words it broke its own rules, can’t
have that. I’ll conclude by saying if
you enjoy silliness, wackiness and reality (or even the universe the movie
created) to be thrown in a blender and dumped onto a plate then you’ll have fun
here. I do like the idea of this movie
about a tablet creating life for wax figures and such but it’s not done with
enough care or brain power. I have one
tidbit of information to let you think about as I end. What if Jim Carrey replaced Ben Stiller?
Rating:
4 of 10
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